Threesome
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Dear baldmonkey,
My girlfriend won’t have a threesome with me. I’ve asked her nicely and said she’d really enjoy it. But she just doesn’t want to do it, I’ve even pointed out that the other women would have big breast. But this hasn’t had the desired effect. So what can I do? please help.
You don’t have a girlfriend; you are a prick. Unless you mean your hand is your girlfriend and you want to wank with two hands in which case what you really want to know is how you can enlarge your penis so you can get both hands on it at once. Well I’ve covered that before, you prick. Or you could try wanking with just the forefinger and thumb of each hand.