Thank you for your eloquent reply - I will attempt the “allowclk -yes” command. However I believe you are being a little harsh on the students themselves. Most of them are filthy dolescum who are only taking the course to keep the Job Centre sweet, and hopefully delay being prised out of their Stella and Lambert fuelled Nirvanas and forced into McJobs. Setting the system time is pretty much A-Level stuff to them compared to the rest of the course, which consists of explaining not to use the CD-ROM drive as a retractable coffee holder, and how to turn the computers on without breaking their freakishly large, tabacco stained fingers.

By befuddling their brains with computer jargon, I am providing a service by keeping them off the streets and out of the tax payer’s way.

My god, does his college’s course really involve setting the fucking clock? Really? Let me guess, the final exam consists of being able to almost spell Windows and eBey correctly and you only lose marks if you manage to injure yourself with the blunt pencil supplied. What a high-quality, useful course he must be helping to shaft the students and taxpayers with.

Back in the day, you had to be able to write the assembly code for the clock using a pen and paper, and that was just the O level Computer Science. Then you had to read a Winchester disc using nothing but an oscilliscope and bag of spanners.

I’m with you; beat the little fuckers up and steal their iPods. It’s all they’re good for. Then sell the iPods and buy some Lego. Yeah, Lego Technic with pumps and axles and motors and shit.

Done, Liam. I mean Mr Chalk. I mean Mr X.
- baldmonkey

Thanks to your wisdom I was able to establish that I am not weird. I only have one tick on my screen and that is for item 10. I am probably less weird than anyone I know or have known or will know in a non-fluid exchanging way.

Oh, and I sold the bitch to the man who delivers wet fish on a Wednesday. The new model has the most stunning undercarriage and the finest pair of gravity defying headlights ever admired by mortal man.

The 11p cheque is in the post, I put it in a used brown envelope and made sure it was used coins as per your instructions.

W.F.M. OBE and Barred (from the Dog and Duck)